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Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy
Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches
*HOOK x2*
Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps
*HOOK x2*
Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all
I wake up (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Love to drink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
I stink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't shower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Far from home (Cuz I'm a pirate)
All alone
*HOOK x2*
This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Mixed by Peter de Leon
Backing Vocals: Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Asst. Director - Frank Cosgriff
Dir. Of Photography - John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Cam / Cam Ops - Ian Webb, Ivan Harder, Phil Mohr
Drone Cam Op - Jonathan Joiner
Sound - Ivan Harder
Head MUA- Nicole Chilelli
MUAs - Courtney Carmack, June Ray Adelman
Hair - Tania Voochen
Wardrobe & Costumes - Felicia Cowley
Wardrobe & Costume Asst. - Javier Gomez
Grip/Electric - Jon Hooker, Lee Eisenhower
Production Designer - Ryan Brett Puckett
Art Director - Jonathan Bell
Prop Master - Patrick Egan
Key Scenic Artist - Lynn Malmberg
Scenic Painter - Peter Van Dyke
Carpenters - Kyle Rettinger, Jon Hooker, Jeff Berkume, Ryan Caplan
Art PAs - Anthony Melanson, Zane Boyer
Post Supervisor - Ryan Finnerty
Editors - Anthony Padilla, Michael Barryte, Ryan Todd
DIT & Assistant Editor - Shawna Smith
Colorist - Mike Burton
Bloopers - Ryan Brett Pucket
BTS - Phil Mohr
PA - Julie Pritchard
Edward Kenway - Ian Hecox
Blackbeard - Anthony Padilla
Blackbeard's Wench - Rae Wright
Ship Wenches - Rae Wright
Sexy Wenches - Nicole Chilelli & Felicia Cowley
Pirate Band - Ryan Todd, Andy Southard, Patrick Picche
Featuring Joshua Overnshire, Matt Sohinki, David Moss as
Spanish Soldiers, Tavern Folk, Street Urchins, & Pirates
and Mari Takahashi as Ballerina, Pirate Queen, & Street Urchin
Spanish Soldiers:
Scott Free, Anthony Melanson, Eric Tapia, Ethan Ireland
British Soldiers:
Jason Manoogian, Stephen Crane
Patrick Egan, Jon Hooker, Frank Cosgriff
Tavern Folk
Nathan Taylor, Aaron Luna, Ernesto S. Bustos, Brian Rasmussen, Jason Manoogian, Sean Boncato, Cedric Johnson, Stephen Crane, Tressa Ohler, Lauryn Gardner, Margaret Upton, Krystina Mae, Veronica Jarboe, Lindsey Hoopes, Christa Cranmer, Jessica Benz, Christina Marie, Haley Borchers, Deborah Jimenez
●Special thanks●
Thanks to McFarlane Toys for the killer blades:
Melinda Moses at National Park Service
Joe Follansbee at Grays Harbor Historical Seaport Authority
Capt. Mark, First Mate Eamon, and the entire crew of the Hawaiian Chieftan
Decades Costume Shop & Broadway Costumes
The Track Shack
Our very own website:
Our Facebook page: smosh
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  • Damn that must have cost a lot

    MinksMinksHace 4 días
  • it's awesome that Ubisoft sponsored another video and they didn't give them any requirements and didn't even make them mention the game in the song

    Sam ReitichSam ReitichHace 9 días
  • The inspiration for this song was something from Pirates of the Caribbean.

    broski bombazzlebroski bombazzleHace 10 días
  • Imagine if Black Flag gets updated and they add a music video using the assets of Black flag to recreate this video as a secret ending

    MultiJET24MultiJET24Hace 11 días
  • i miss these days :,) ❤️❤️

    Ghostcos. HeeheeGhostcos. HeeheeHace 12 días
  • Well its not for free (like 20$

    Sander HagenaarSander HagenaarHace 12 días
  • They nailed Edward's costume...

    KevinKevinHace 13 días
  • Actually this is the first smosh video I watched when I was little

    just arandomyoutubeyouserjust arandomyoutubeyouserHace 13 días
  • Love this game

    Jack EvenJack EvenHace 15 días
  • Wtf is this sh*it

    Aleksa BatinicAleksa BatinicHace 18 días
  • But arent black beard and kenway friends tho

    Boz NanaBoz NanaHace 18 días
  • I thought blackbeard is his friend and is he ded?

    Mavel Soriano - LopezMavel Soriano - LopezHace 20 días
  • Still one of my favorite videos on ESproject.

    הראל רז חןהראל רז חןHace 20 días
  • When you want to revisit 2013 but in 5 year sars18 happens

    Such DishSuch DishHace 21 un día
  • Don’t know which one is better Assassins creed 3 or 4 Revisited after a long time and still remember the lyrics

    GhOsT 👻GhOsT 👻Hace 25 días
  • Imagine these two coming back to Smosh in a year or two and continue making these masterpieces

    Danilo ProticDanilo ProticHace 27 días
  • Is Edward married

    Jenny PlagaJenny PlagaHace 27 días
    • Yup

      eyes'n'appleseyes'n'applesHace 13 días
  • Ken should left Pinkbeard at least 2 of the expensive necklaces.:-):-(:-(

    Karen EastmanKaren EastmanHace 27 días
  • I'm watching in 2020 😍😍😍

    Sami AlabdulhaiSami AlabdulhaiHace 29 días
  • Who said punk was dead?

    GeezusKrist _GeezusKrist _Hace 29 días
  • me to

    Yhing AnchetaYhing AnchetaHace un mes
  • Hysterical lyrics, Pirates and rock! What could be better?!?

    Harper CravenHarper CravenHace un mes
  • i’m gonna pirate this video

    Yeet JobYeet JobHace un mes
  • Wow I love one piece!

    Spicy Mario BoisSpicy Mario BoisHace un mes
  • Yo ho yo ho

    Dallas SacasecawinDallas SacasecawinHace un mes
  • Edward kenway and Blackbeard work together in the game

    gamewarden 306gamewarden 306Hace un mes
  • My new fav song

    Kritevit ytKritevit ytHace un mes
  • Oh the nostalgia, I remember when this first came out, man it was the shit and still is, too bad Smosh isn’t like this now ☹️

    FuryFuryHace un mes
  • Booo

    Matías Hernandez DominguezMatías Hernandez DominguezHace un mes
  • Mejor esta la vercion en español

    Edinson VEdinson VHace un mes
    • Mal

      César FurtadoCésar FurtadoHace un mes
  • I’m vibin

    Sandero SandovalSandero SandovalHace un mes
  • Don’t mind me just re-visiting my childhood

    TeamstudioR TvTeamstudioR TvHace un mes
  • Crazy how Assassin's Creed 4 is still one of- if not THE best AC games to date. It was so good.

    KinKinHace un mes
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="268">4:28</a> top 10 anime betrayals

    Twistedkarma 21Twistedkarma 21Hace un mes
  • Top ten Ramones songs

    Fin MusicFin MusicHace un mes
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="230">3:50</a>

    HydroHydroHace un mes
  • The Sum 41 vibes tho

    JerryWasHereJerryWasHereHace un mes
  • Been rocking to this song for 7 years it’s great bro

    Cameron GleasonCameron GleasonHace un mes
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="57">0:57</a> oh hey smosh games

    Erin WhelanErin WhelanHace 2 meses
  • Why does this still slap

    Cash MoneyCash MoneyHace 2 meses
  • noting just reliving my childhood

    FrostbiteCookie 7777FrostbiteCookie 7777Hace 2 meses
  • All this song has tought me is to quit my 9-5 job as a banker to become a pirate 🤷‍♀️

    Dr_SomoliDr_SomoliHace 2 meses
  • Anyone listening to this in 1253bc under the rule of ramses II?

    Dr_SomoliDr_SomoliHace 2 meses
  • I miss OG smosh music videos

    Darth VaderDarth VaderHace 2 meses
  • В России так вообще весело , если судить о том , что половина качают с торрентов .

    FoxymrFoxymrHace 2 meses
  • When you have actually played Assassin’s Creed IV and remembered that Blackbeard and Edward were friends...

    BlueJayz 474BlueJayz 474Hace 2 meses
  • This song can't live up to AC3 I had high hopes

    Justin nguyenJustin nguyenHace 2 meses
  • This has nothing to do with the game but its still good

    Juan RamosJuan RamosHace 2 meses
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="125">2:05</a>

    Preston gamingPreston gamingHace 2 meses
  • sorry but this isnt pirate it is an amateur pirate song for big stupid companies

    if the angels saw our mistakesif the angels saw our mistakesHace 2 meses
  • Comes back 7 years later *still knows the lyrics and singing along*

    Kay LemmensKay LemmensHace 2 meses
    • Because this is what *pirates* do.

      Bob SfasciacarrozzeBob SfasciacarrozzeHace un mes
  • This is good, But I prefer the assassin's creed 3 one

    Inigo313Inigo313Hace 2 meses
    • @An_Actual_Alien 112 Yes I do

      Inigo313Inigo313Hace 2 meses
    • No

      An_Actual_Alien 112An_Actual_Alien 112Hace 2 meses
  • Where is that damm neighbour.

    Duke Rainbow IDuke Rainbow IHace 2 meses
  • *treasure map acquired*

    Ralph D. IsaiahRalph D. IsaiahHace 2 meses

    Landon MaxxLandon MaxxHace 2 meses
  • 2020 everyone

    Dimashq MaulanaDimashq MaulanaHace 2 meses
  • I want to make a time machine and become a pirate

    Nathanael MorlockNathanael MorlockHace 2 meses
    • Same

      An_Actual_Alien 112An_Actual_Alien 112Hace 2 meses
  • Literally bought a pirate ship

    KhizarZKhizarZHace 2 meses
  • I wish I could go back

    N0body 0N0body 0Hace 2 meses
  • What a banger

    Alexis WoodberryAlexis WoodberryHace 2 meses
  • They are the only ESprojectrs to rent a pirate ship

    An's Toy ReviewAn's Toy ReviewHace 2 meses
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="179">2:59</a> best part of the song in my opinion

    Mike bMike bHace 2 meses
  • This song still holds up 6 years later🤣

    Mikhail KesseryMikhail KesseryHace 2 meses
    • 6 but it's kinda 7

      turtsturtsHace 2 meses
  • 2020 me: Haha good memories

    Alph4Scorpion 150Alph4Scorpion 150Hace 2 meses
  • Can we get a tv show with them as assassins creed characters

    Nuke 2025Nuke 2025Hace 2 meses
  • This was when Smosh was good

    JebfrombritainJebfrombritainHace 2 meses
  • Let’s play spot the Smosh Games crew

    JaneJaneHace 2 meses
  • This is still legitimately awesome

    JaneJaneHace 2 meses
  • Who’s watching this in 2020 😳👌🏼

    Andrew GerdhuqiAndrew GerdhuqiHace 3 meses
  • I'd like to think this is the first comment on this video in 2020 and I love that but not as much as I love remembering every word of this song to this day.

    DodobirdethDodobirdethHace 3 meses

    jay bernardinojay bernardinoHace 3 meses
  • damb i feel like a veteran. starting this new decade with this old banger

    ehhalilaarhehhalilaarhHace 3 meses
  • What’s funny is that that black beard and kenway were always friends

  • Anyone in 2019?

    zach sebestazach sebestaHace 3 meses
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="14">0:14</a> *KENWÆ*

    Rayquaza ΔRayquaza ΔHace 3 meses
  • here me out Ian might be Kenway

    Channel: NegativeChannel: NegativeHace 3 meses
  • Ha ha he dye black beard beard too pink nice

    David Teshaun McIlwainDavid Teshaun McIlwainHace 3 meses
  • Smosh got weird

    William maclaineWilliam maclaineHace 3 meses
  • This song deserves more views

    r3lax_ FRUITr3lax_ FRUITHace 3 meses
  • I can’t believe I only ever listened to the other song all these years and never listened to this

    infinitÿ //infinitÿ //Hace 3 meses