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Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy
Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches
*HOOK x2*
Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps
*HOOK x2*
Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all
I wake up (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Love to drink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
I stink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't shower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Far from home (Cuz I'm a pirate)
All alone
*HOOK x2*
This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Mixed by Peter de Leon
Backing Vocals: Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Asst. Director - Frank Cosgriff
Dir. Of Photography - John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Cam / Cam Ops - Ian Webb, Ivan Harder, Phil Mohr
Drone Cam Op - Jonathan Joiner
Sound - Ivan Harder
Head MUA- Nicole Chilelli
MUAs - Courtney Carmack, June Ray Adelman
Hair - Tania Voochen
Wardrobe & Costumes - Felicia Cowley
Wardrobe & Costume Asst. - Javier Gomez
Grip/Electric - Jon Hooker, Lee Eisenhower
Production Designer - Ryan Brett Puckett
Art Director - Jonathan Bell
Prop Master - Patrick Egan
Key Scenic Artist - Lynn Malmberg
Scenic Painter - Peter Van Dyke
Carpenters - Kyle Rettinger, Jon Hooker, Jeff Berkume, Ryan Caplan
Art PAs - Anthony Melanson, Zane Boyer
Post Supervisor - Ryan Finnerty
Editors - Anthony Padilla, Michael Barryte, Ryan Todd
DIT & Assistant Editor - Shawna Smith
Colorist - Mike Burton
Bloopers - Ryan Brett Pucket
BTS - Phil Mohr
PA - Julie Pritchard
Edward Kenway - Ian Hecox
Blackbeard - Anthony Padilla
Blackbeard's Wench - Rae Wright
Ship Wenches - Rae Wright
Sexy Wenches - Nicole Chilelli & Felicia Cowley
Pirate Band - Ryan Todd, Andy Southard, Patrick Picche
Featuring Joshua Overnshire, Matt Sohinki, David Moss as
Spanish Soldiers, Tavern Folk, Street Urchins, & Pirates
and Mari Takahashi as Ballerina, Pirate Queen, & Street Urchin
Spanish Soldiers:
Scott Free, Anthony Melanson, Eric Tapia, Ethan Ireland
British Soldiers:
Jason Manoogian, Stephen Crane
Patrick Egan, Jon Hooker, Frank Cosgriff
Tavern Folk
Nathan Taylor, Aaron Luna, Ernesto S. Bustos, Brian Rasmussen, Jason Manoogian, Sean Boncato, Cedric Johnson, Stephen Crane, Tressa Ohler, Lauryn Gardner, Margaret Upton, Krystina Mae, Veronica Jarboe, Lindsey Hoopes, Christa Cranmer, Jessica Benz, Christina Marie, Haley Borchers, Deborah Jimenez
●Special thanks●
Thanks to McFarlane Toys for the killer blades:
Melinda Moses at National Park Service
Joe Follansbee at Grays Harbor Historical Seaport Authority
Capt. Mark, First Mate Eamon, and the entire crew of the Hawaiian Chieftan
Decades Costume Shop & Broadway Costumes
The Track Shack
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  • Yo ho yo ho

    Dallas SacasecawinDallas SacasecawinHace 12 horas
  • Edward kenway and Blackbeard work together in the game

    gamewarden 306gamewarden 306Hace 2 días
  • My new fav song

    Kritevit ytKritevit ytHace 2 días
  • Oh the nostalgia, I remember when this first came out, man it was the shit and still is, too bad Smosh isn’t like this now ☹️

    FuryFuryHace 3 días
  • Booo

    Matías Hernandez DominguezMatías Hernandez DominguezHace 4 días
  • Mejor esta la vercion en español

    Edinson VEdinson VHace 5 días
  • I’m vibin

    Sandero SandovalSandero SandovalHace 6 días
  • Don’t mind me just re-visiting my childhood

    TeamstudioR TvTeamstudioR TvHace 8 días
  • Crazy how Assassin's Creed 4 is still one of- if not THE best AC games to date. It was so good.

    KinKinHace 8 días
  • 4:28 top 10 anime betrayals

    Twistedkarma 21Twistedkarma 21Hace 8 días
  • Top ten Ramones songs

    Fin MusicFin MusicHace 9 días
  • 3:50

    HydroHydroHace 10 días
  • The Sum 41 vibes tho

    JerryWasHereJerryWasHereHace 12 días
  • Been rocking to this song for 7 years it’s great bro

    Cameron GleasonCameron GleasonHace 12 días
  • 0:57 oh hey smosh games

    Erin WhelanErin WhelanHace 21 un día
  • Why does this still slap

    Cash MoneyCash MoneyHace 21 un día
  • noting just reliving my childhood

    FrostbiteCookie 7777FrostbiteCookie 7777Hace 23 días
  • All this song has tought me is to quit my 9-5 job as a banker to become a pirate 🤷‍♀️

    Dr_SomoliDr_SomoliHace 23 días
  • Anyone listening to this in 1253bc under the rule of ramses II?

    Dr_SomoliDr_SomoliHace 23 días
  • I miss OG smosh music videos

    Darth VaderDarth VaderHace 27 días
  • В России так вообще весело , если судить о том , что половина качают с торрентов .

    FoxymrFoxymrHace 27 días
  • When you have actually played Assassin’s Creed IV and remembered that Blackbeard and Edward were friends...

    BlueJayz 474BlueJayz 474Hace 27 días
  • This song can't live up to AC3 I had high hopes

    Justin nguyenJustin nguyenHace 28 días
  • This has nothing to do with the game but its still good

    Juan RamosJuan RamosHace 29 días
  • 2:05

    Preston gamingPreston gamingHace un mes
  • sorry but this isnt pirate it is an amateur pirate song for big stupid companies

    if the angels saw our mistakesif the angels saw our mistakesHace un mes
  • Comes back 7 years later *still knows the lyrics and singing along*

    Kay LemmensKay LemmensHace un mes
  • This is good, But I prefer the assassin's creed 3 one

    Inigo313Inigo313Hace un mes
    • @An_Actual_Alien 112 Yes I do

      Inigo313Inigo313Hace un mes
    • No

      An_Actual_Alien 112An_Actual_Alien 112Hace un mes
  • Where is that damm neighbour.

    Duke Rainbow IDuke Rainbow IHace un mes
  • *treasure map acquired*

    Ralph D. IsaiahRalph D. IsaiahHace un mes

    Landon MaxxLandon MaxxHace un mes
  • 2020 everyone

    Dimashq MaulanaDimashq MaulanaHace un mes
  • I want to make a time machine and become a pirate

    Nathanael MorlockNathanael MorlockHace un mes
    • Same

      An_Actual_Alien 112An_Actual_Alien 112Hace un mes
  • Literally bought a pirate ship

    KhizarZKhizarZHace un mes
  • I wish I could go back

    N0body 0N0body 0Hace un mes
  • What a banger

    Alexis WoodberryAlexis WoodberryHace un mes
  • They are the only ESprojectrs to rent a pirate ship

    An's Toy ReviewAn's Toy ReviewHace un mes
  • 2:59 best part of the song in my opinion

    Mike bMike bHace un mes
  • This song still holds up 6 years later🤣

    Mikhail KesseryMikhail KesseryHace un mes
    • 6 but it's kinda 7

      turtsturtsHace un mes
  • 2020 me: Haha good memories

    Alph4Scorpion 150Alph4Scorpion 150Hace un mes
  • Can we get a tv show with them as assassins creed characters

    Nuke 2025Nuke 2025Hace un mes
  • This was when Smosh was good

    JebfrombritainJebfrombritainHace un mes
  • Let’s play spot the Smosh Games crew

    JaneJaneHace un mes
  • This is still legitimately awesome

    JaneJaneHace un mes
  • Who’s watching this in 2020 😳👌🏼

    Andrew GerdhuqiAndrew GerdhuqiHace un mes
  • I'd like to think this is the first comment on this video in 2020 and I love that but not as much as I love remembering every word of this song to this day.

    DodobirdethDodobirdethHace un mes

    jay bernardinojay bernardinoHace un mes
  • damb i feel like a veteran. starting this new decade with this old banger

    ehhalilaarhehhalilaarhHace un mes
  • What’s funny is that that black beard and kenway were always friends

  • Anyone in 2019?

    zach sebestazach sebestaHace un mes
  • 0:14 *KENWÆ*

    Rayquaza ΔRayquaza ΔHace un mes
  • here me out Ian might be Kenway

    Channel: NegativeChannel: NegativeHace un mes
  • Ha ha he dye black beard beard too pink nice

    David Teshaun McIlwainDavid Teshaun McIlwainHace un mes
  • Smosh got weird

    William maclaineWilliam maclaineHace 2 meses
  • This song deserves more views

    r3lax_r3lax_Hace 2 meses
  • I can’t believe I only ever listened to the other song all these years and never listened to this

    infinitÿ //infinitÿ //Hace 2 meses
  • I remember when this first came out and people were complaining that Ian was Edward and now people wish for the day that this did come out. I'm not complaining about people's change of opinion but it's nice to see that people can appreciate what Ian and Anthony did together when they were at their peak

    YBN SamoaYBN SamoaHace 2 meses
    • YBN Samoa facts bro, I miss this era on ESproject 😔✊

      Edgy memeEdgy memeHace un mes
  • This still holds up today, miss when ESproject was like this

    Alfie LawrenceAlfie LawrenceHace 2 meses
  • 0:24 When you steal a toothbrush from Walmart

    Johnathan TronathanJohnathan TronathanHace 2 meses
  • You guys realize Edward and Blackbeard were never enemies

    Heather HawkinsHeather HawkinsHace 2 meses